From Salome to Dilma
L on top, a character created by Chico Anysio, sends a message to the president.
Chico Anysio arrived in heaven, as is well known, dressed as Salome, his favorite angel character. As soon as he was freed from the initial formalities, he found a phone and called Dilma.
- Dilminha, this is Salomé, I just arrived, the trip was good, but I'm worried about you, Dilminha. How are you going to travel, have you gone crazy? From up here I'm watching everything, Dilminha, you're playing with fire, you only know how these crises start, never how they end.
But Dilma, everyone knows you ordered Cachoeira to be hunted down to avenge Waldomiro, but now you've caught Demóstenes!
Dilminha, you all removed Arruda back then because he was going to be Serra's vice-president, everyone knows... I know, Dilminha, that those are the same methods Serra used to oust Roseane, but everyone in the world has already forgotten that. But how far will you go, Dilminha? Ever since you robbed Ademar's safe, you haven't stopped plotting, and now you're president, Dilminha.
It's fine that you find it funny to pick on Demosthenes, I even believe you didn't expect it, that it was by chance, but how are you going to explain to your friend CIVITA that POLICARPO is also involved? 200 calls, Dilma, that's a lot of reporting... and Alexandre Oltomari is there, Dilma, everyone knows...
Calm down, Dilma, and this story about moralizing the Senate with Lobão, Dilma, have you gone crazy? Lobão, Sarney's son, Rosena's son, Edinho's father, have you lost your mind?
You end up turning Renan into a herald of morality with Collor's vote. You didn't even see Collor's speech, so read it, Dilma, he knows what he's talking about.
I found JANIO up here, Dilminha, he's laughing at you, be careful.
And now that Lula says he's recovered and coming back, watch out Dilma...
Look, thanks for the compliments, I know you like me, but a friend who warns is a true friend. At the first sign of trouble, you won't have support in Congress. Be careful, Dilminha... ah, I know Gurgel promised Gilberto to get rid of Demóstenes, you're laughing, but the whole gang is already seeing the next chapters, and you could lose control. And then Lula will leave you talking to yourself... no, Dilminha, this crisis won't delay the PT's mensalão scandal for much longer. Don't believe in Santa Claus... I'LL CALL YOU LATER, Dilminha.