Paul is dead!

In the two pronouncements that stirred the country throughout yesterday, an enigmatic clue emerged: Paulo Guedes without a jacket, wearing a mask, and without shoes. Could this be a sign that the minister will be the next victim?

In the morning, former judge and former minister Sérgio Moro was already hinting that he wouldn't go down without a fight. Using his own medicine, he made a plea bargain and revealed several crimes committed by President Bolsonaro.

What Sergio Moro was saying was that he no longer wanted to be a henchman for the militia, he no longer wanted to protect the criminal sons of the clan's patriarch, that he was tired of being publicly humiliated, and that he already had enough political capital to be equal to or worse than his boss.

The former minister jumped ship because, with Bolsonaro wanting control over the investigations into his sons, the ship won't stay afloat for long and will sink.

Moro also complicated matters by confessing that he had requested a pension from his family in case something happened to him, which is illegal. The award came that night on the Jornal Nacional (JN), which practically launched the "Moro for President" campaign.

Bolsonaro's speech was a horror show, starting with the team of ministers around him; it looked like a photo shoot for the cover of Michael Jackson's album Thriller.

The speech was a verbal diarrhea; Bolsonaro mixed in the same speech the Federal Police Superintendency with INMETRO, pool heaters, taximeters, Avenida Lúcio Costa, his mother-in-law, Judas, the military, the Supreme Court, disarmament, resentment, jealousy, doorman, Queiroz, the press, and beat his chest saying that his son slept with half the girls in the condominium.

As in any backroom feud, dirty laundry was aired on the balcony and the truths were revealed. Sergio Moro cowardly stated that during the PT governments, the Federal Police had autonomy and that it was unimaginable that President Lula or President Dilma, in the midst of Lava Jato, would call to inquire about the operation.

In the fight between Moro and Bolsonaro, Brazilians must take sides. Let the cabaret catch fire with the rats inside!

Regarding the clue left by Paulo Guedes: One of the most famous conspiracy theories is the supposed death of Paul McCartney in an accident in 1966, an episode known as "Paul is dead," and that he was replaced by a lookalike.

One of the signs that he had died is on the cover of the Abbey Road album; Paul is barefoot, and in some religions the dead are buried without shoes.

Paulo Guedes, Bolsonaro, Sergio Moro, Braga Netto, Mourão, General Heleno, Weintraub, Ernesto Araújo, Damares, Nelson Teich, Olavo de Carvalho... They're all dead!