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Helio Doyle

Hélio Doyle is a journalist, former professor at the University of Brasília, and former Chief of Staff for the government of the Federal District.

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Ideal rulers

Toucans, as you can see, are perfect. And they still think they're good actors.

The world of toucans is peculiar:

1 - The PSDB (Brazilian Social Democracy Party) has never committed a single act that constitutes corruption; only others do that.

2 – Every accusation of corruption against a member of the PSDB party is necessarily false and politically motivated. Only accusations against others are true.

3 – A Minister of Justice who receives a complaint against members of the PSDB party and forwards it to the Federal Police is committing a crime and should be dismissed. The correct course of action would be to ignore it and thus commit malfeasance.

4 – Governments led by the PSDB party are always above suspicion. Only other governments steal, embezzle public funds, and commit extortion.

Toucans, as you can see, are perfect. And they even think they're good actors.

* This is an opinion article, the responsibility of the author, and does not reflect the opinion of Brasil 247.