Presidential Eschatology

Radio and television stations are scheduling with the candidates the date for the president's intestinal constipation during the first round. This is because we know that "unchewed shrimp due to gnawed pequi" could be the title of the horror and dystopian film we are living in. It fits with the presidential scatology and the country's return to the hunger map.

The admiral spoke forcefully, silenced the president, and received applause. Columnists from major newspapers are even beginning to support the autonomy inherent in the position that allowed the letter from the director of Anvisa (Brazilian Health Regulatory Agency), but when it comes to public service, only criticisms of the job security and high salaries of a tiny fraction of these workers appear. The administrative reform aims to end this, transforming every public servant into a puppet of the incumbent ruler. And given who the ruler is, one needs a strong stomach!

However, they continue to defend a non-existent third way, knowing that the chances of the scatological ogre are dwindling to almost nothing. Or rather, according to the published numbers, the only possible third way has become inflation... Some have compared the thieving judge vying for this position to the deceptive coaches that abound in our country, recalling the one who led a group astray on Pico dos Marins. It is shameful, but not unexpected, the defense that Catarina Rochamonte (always her) makes of her pseudo-third way, Sérgio Moro. She assumes the pains of others to indecently sell herself to a candidacy riddled with crimes and under whose person the current presidency was built. She doesn't want to admit that without the thieving judge there would be no current president. Thus, regarding the future of the Curitiba duck, it must be considered that it cannot be just ostracism, given the number of crimes he committed. Even in separate cells, he should share the same prison with the president he helped elect.