Castle Dictionary of Politics | Issue 5
A satirical compendium of definitions designed to further confuse the world of politics, but which reveals uncomfortable truths.
WORD OF THE DAY:
CARNIVAL. Thousands of drums listening to drums.
January 8th. A coup in which the coup plotters were the ones who were struck down.
ADOLF HITLER. A true Hitler.
CAPITALISM. Savage capitalism.
CHINOPHOBIA. Distrust, fear, or antipathy towards Chinese people.
Counterintelligence. Nothing could be more Bolsonaro-esque.
EMPOWERMENT. When someone corrupted assumes a central role in a society, company, or corporation.
WAR. Armed struggle between nations with the aim of imposing stupidity over idiocy. And vice versa.
MC ABIN LADEN. A prominent figure in São Paulo's Rio de Janeiro funk scene, participant in Big Brother Brazil, and allegedly spied on by ABIN Paralela as a potential terrorist.
VR glasses. Proof that technology can take you anywhere, including to misanthropy.
FATHER KELMON. The anti-priest Julio Lancelotti.
STEVE BANNON. Banner of necrocapitalism.
* This is an opinion article, the responsibility of the author, and does not reflect the opinion of Brasil 247.