Lula, inevitable return

Lula, Inevitable Return.

Guilherme has arrived!

"Today, getting drunk on whiskey and Guaraná, I heard your voice murmuring: 'Two steps this way, two steps that way. On your finger, a fake diamond. Earrings matching the necklace. And the tip of a torturous Band-Aid on your heel.'"

Aldir, my companion from Heaven!

Today is all about bolero. Floating along. It's a shame I can't "wet my whistle." A good wine would be perfect!

It's all joy and "Papanguzada".

I'll explain in a moment.

It was a complicated week. I didn't even pay attention to the celebration of the approval of the Aldir Blanc Law.

I tried to talk to my father, in vain. I called my mother, she was busy, using the 8F method to prepare the place to receive Guilherme. I spoke with Luiz Alfredo, he was all excited, mentioning that he used to play on your team and score a goal. He was intrigued because he didn't know who "Fofoca" was.

Aldir, our radar down here is very weak. It takes us too long to pick things up.

Man, even today, Friday, I was "swallowing flies." A real Papangu from Lagoa Seca. Papangu, in a friend's version, is a dazed little bird, always looking like it's sleeping. Similar to General Heleno Haiti, aka Friend of the Jaguar.

I haven't had a glass of wine since March 11th, could that be why?

Definitely not!

Anxiety. 

Guilherme...

I never thought I'd end up like this, my fingers cracking, an insatiable appetite, insomnia, zero concentration, no inspiration whatsoever.

Aldizinho, my companion.

I'll tell you a secret: I can't dance for shit, can you believe it?

My brother, the moment I saw the picture of the "little creature," I don't know how I turned on my cell phone, Elis Regina singing "Dois pra Lá, Dois pra cá." Can you believe I grabbed a broomstick and started dancing masterfully to that impeccable bolero of hers? Too bad I didn't film it.

There's more. Guilherme has already arrived and is working miracles.

On March 11th, I was admitted to the hospital with suspected COVID-19. I spent ten days in the ICU, underwent two tests, faced many doubts from the doctors, received two discharges, two follow-up visits, more doubts, and thankfully, was diagnosed with only pneumonia. I must confess that I prepared a comprehensive inventory. 

Suddenly, in a profoundly idiosyncratic reflection (I love that word), I came to the conclusion that it wasn't fair for me to move on to a new level without meeting my first grandchild. I made a commitment to him, and I'm safe and sound. Now it's just a matter of waiting for the day I can meet him in person. I believe that will be very soon.

Aldir, the boy is the spitting image of me and, according to "Candinha's" daughters, as soon as he was born, he would have said: Grandpa! 

Do you believe it?

Let's talk about Lula. The indispensable one. The President during the 200th anniversary of Independence.

In our last conversation, last week, I showed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Lula, since he was a boy, has shown a tendency to "beat around the bush" in life and with this whole group; the people have already noticed, and his return is inevitable. 

That's how it was with Getúlio.

The other day, in a text you may know, I named the three biggest scoundrels of the New Republic – Tancredo, FHC, Aécio – and pointed to the emergence of the fourth scoundrel, stating definitively that Aécio was the father of this disgrace called Bolsonaro. 

In a previous text, when I discussed the "Lace Fists," the UDN, and its legacy, I also made it clear that the coup-plotting military were profoundly incompetent. They governed for 21 years and offered absolutely nothing concrete, neither from an economic standpoint nor, much less, from a democratic one. In fact, they were dictators. Monsters!

Aldir, are you noticing that the quality of these scoundrels is getting worse every day?

Pay attention:

Tancredo was considered a democrat, skillful, Prime Minister during the 1961 crisis, trustworthy, and so on.

FHC (Fernando Henrique Cardoso) had no votes. Unreliable, according to PHA (presumably a political group or organization). A sellout, just read his book with Enzo Faletto. He preached the end of the Vargas Era, got elected with the Real Plan coup which has no legacy. He bought his reelection. An untouchable scoundrel.

Aécio, "unintellectual," without substance, bland, a playboy, corrupt, vindictive, a guy who suggests killing a cousin. 

The greatest achievement of that idiot is Bolsonaro. Can you believe it?

Aldizinho, Lula's return is inevitable.

The people possess an imperceptible wisdom. They draw far. 

Start organizing the revolutionary mass from the upper echelons. Don't leave anyone out.

A short list: Betinho, Henfil, Elis Regina, Dona Maria, Herzog, Dona Mariza, Prestes, Olga, Brizola, Arraes, Fausto Wolff, Marighella, Gregório Bezerra, Darcy Ribeiro, Chico Mendes, PHA, Aloysio Biondi, and many more people you know.

Victory in the first round.

200 years of Independence. A "circumventional tactic" for that whole group, including Globo Network, banks, the Armed Forces, private schools, rented churches, among others.

Semiotically. 

Photo of Lula in a makeshift truck with a caption saying:

I'M COMING!

Aldir, I think Lula will be back before 2022.

Is it?

A premonition.

Big kiss to that healthy lack of judgment of yours.